Total wanna be rip off

Jeg stjæler uden skam i livet med arme og ben:

Morsomt eksempel nummer et:
i8b4uunderground: d-_-b
bonynomore: how u make that inverted b?
bonynomore: wait
bonynomore: never mind

Nummer to:
David: Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
Sony: ...........
Sony: TMI TMI TMI
David: Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
malpine: Thanks for the info
David: eh?
David: damn i meant PAID
David: I get PAID today
David: dammit

Nummer tre:
Q: What did the dyslexic agnostic insomniac ponder?
A: He stayed up wondering if there really is a dog.

Nummer fire:
http://www.hardwareonline.dk/traad.asp?tid=156027&fid=23
Jeg er ligeglad hvad de drenge har indtaget, det vil jeg også ha'!! Jag vill knarka!!